There are some pretty idiotic criminals out there and some of them wear the most ridiculous disguises that even if you weren’t a cool cop in the police glasses you would know were coming. Which disguises are the worst ever?

Baseball Cap

I am not actually talking about the criminals that wear a baseball bat with a combination of other things but am talking about the criminals that just walk in wearing one of these caps and that is itI am not actually talking about the criminals that wear a baseball bat with a combination of other things but am talking about the criminals that just walk in wearing one of these caps and that is it. This is one of the funniest because you have to be pretty desperate to do something like this. you can tell that this was not planned at all.

Sunglasses

Not quite as bad as the previous one, this is still a pretty bad excuse for a criminal and even if they are the big police sunglasses it is just not going to get past anyone. This is another sign of a desperate crime, who really walks in expecting not to be identified wearing a pair of sunglasses? This is partly why you can really see the difference between a convenience store robber and a bank robber.

Tights

Now with tights at least you know they have at least thought about the crime (not that this is a good thing). The great thing for the cops when it comes to tights is that you can see right through them so they are easy to identify. It is funny to read about how many stupid people actually use tights when committing a crime.

If you own a store and see a someone walk in that looks a bit suspicious it is safe to say they are stupid but I will also that the stupid criminals are the most unpredictable and will most likely be armed in some way.

If they have Prada sunglasses then chances are they aren’t a criminal at all and if they are they are of the stylish kind.